someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg
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Clear your mind here
40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
Life will always try to make things difficult for you, but every time you overcome obstacles, you come out stronger.
if u think u can just win me over with some food and a puppy … ur damn right
25 ways to keep her
1.Text her back as soon as you see her messages
2. Don’t lie to her
3. Don’t let her fall asleep without telling her you love her
4. Don’t let her fall asleep mad
5. Don’t make stupid mistakes
6.Tell her you love her every chance you get
7.If you can both work your schedules around a date night, do it
8. Surprises
9. Don’t get mad at her for dumb things
10. If you have a reason to be upset with her then talk about it & work it through
11. Listen to her; anything she says is important
12. Remind her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles
13. Don’t build walls between you two
14. Trust her enough to tell her how you really feel
15. Make her remember she’s yours every time you kiss her
16. If your relationship is long distance, it is a test & it’s up to you to get that A+
17. Show her songs/poems/anything that reminds you of her
18. Call her baby, babe, sweetie, beautiful etc. all the time
19. Don’t break her heart
20. Hold her hand in public no matter who is looking
21. Make love to her as if it were the first and last time
22. Don’t take her for granted
23.Be spontaneous when you take her out
24. Hold her tight when she cries
25. Love her with every breath of your existence
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible,
and when I leave you will finally understand
why storms are named after people.
and when I leave you will finally understand
why storms are named after people.
dick is ALWAYS in season